Unfortunately dear Internets,
I do not take pictures of the crazy things I do.
In fact, many times I am not even aware of the crazy things I do until the following day, week, month, etc. when someone I was with brings said crazy thing up and I look at this someone with a blank stare. My motto is if you're too drunk to remember it, it never happened.
Today's challenge can not be met.
My sincere apologies.