Why would you search me for alcohol? If I had my own bottle, do you really think I would hang out in a place where they sell over priced warm BUD? I know you think this ten days is really making your resume look cool and maybe you will get your dream job of mall security, but please remember that Stampede is not about being a condescending jerk. I can understand searching for weapons, but the liquor thing threw me for a loop.
Dear Dream Home Winner selector,
Please draw my name. I would love a house and will take really good care of it.
Dear Flap Jacks,
I love you. I wish you were free every morning, year-round.
I think you are alright, but I really wish you were Friday. Or even better, Saturday.